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【局路】初遇

这篇是 @estaaaaa 写的文【洋屁版r/1/8】像我这种英语渣当然写不出来的啦哈哈哈哈【哭】

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<初遇> 文by esta

窗外,乌云散开了,寒气退却了,天地间只剩下些许的点点星光。而此刻,窗前的路人,回想起了那天与局长初遇时的清浅流年,便在脑海中勾勒轻描了昔日的景象,恍若在烟波中又看到那人棱角分明的脸庞。这该是童话中才有的意境吧?不,有一处不同,是有挂牵的,是有确幸的,是“洵有情兮,却有望兮”的。

那天,他们原本是初遇,却犹如深♂交已久的故人,漫聊些许--(本总攻开始放洋屁了,英语渣见谅)

路人:Nice to meet you.
局长:Nice to meet you,too.
路人:How are you?
局长:Fine,thank you,and you?
路人:So-so,I'd like to have some pas(啪的复数).
局长:Okay,I'd like to give you some pas.
路人:Thank you so much.Thank you. 局长:Here you are.Do you like paing?(啪的现在分词)

And then,his hand slowly moved down,gently,but directly.His eyes was dangerous.After a few time,he started to moved.

路人:Oh...ar...en...ye...yes...more...
局长:I'm going to launch...

Suddenly,the skin where Juzhang touched was quickly turned into red,Luren seemed like burning.And he said,

路人:en...okay...ple...ase...
局长:En...Now...let...me...en...shu...shot...
路人:no...plea..se...make...it...slow...

Hearing these words,Juzhang stopped.

Lurenwanted Juzhang continued his works.But Juzhang did nothing.He really wanted him ,but to his disappointed, nothing happened.Therefore,he closed his eyes.After a few time,Luren couldn't endured this silent environment,then he opened his lips,tired to made Juzhang continued.

路人:Why...do... yo...u stop?
局长:Because you asked me to did it just now.
路人:En...
局长:If you said"I want"for three times,I will give you more.
路人:But...em...no...
局长:No?You don't like me?
路人:I like you,but...
局长:Em?What?
路人:Okay!I...en...I...wa..nt.I...want...
局长:You should say that a third time.

Luren encouraged himself.After that,he did his best to calmed down.As a matter of fact,it was of important for Luren to said that.Therefore,he closed his eyes and shouted those words.

路人:I!want!So...Can we start?
局长:As you wish. 

路人:Em...Ar...en...                            

 局长:Do you like gaoji with me? 

路人:Yes...en...
All in all,they kept their legs crossed.                                                 

What a lovely story it is!

Happy ending!!

 

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